Guys…I want a Tangled theme birthday party….

Bitch please.
Girl 1: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans.
Girl 2: My boyfriend looks best in leather jacket.
Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080P HD.
TEST YOUR KEYBOARD

littlecanuck:

hiddle-stoned:

lucindasaxon:

bartyjoonyah:

inspectahradio:

darksstars:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”  


THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMP OVER THE LAZY DOG 

eh?  

THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPOVERTHELZYDOG 

Well that’s weird

THE QUICK BROQN FOC JUPD OVR THE KAZ DOG

…okay then.

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS PER HE LA DOG

TE QUICK BROWN FOX JUPE OVER TE LAZY O

THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THER LAXZY DOG 

THEQUICKROWFOJUMPSOVERTHELOG

catqueen991:

weaponizedwit:

I am Lady Mary

My bffl is the Dowager Countess

Courted by Sherlock

Enemy of Moriarty (LOL!)

Married to Will Buxton (WOOOOO YEEEAAAAAAH~)

Live at Wuthering Heights

I am Jane Eyre

My BFFL is Watson

Courted by Casanova

Enemy of Moriarty (HAH)

Married to Will Buxton (AW YEAH)

Live at: The Marshalsea

I am: Jane Eyre

My BFFL: Molly Gibson

Courted by: Sherlock ((oh ya…))

Enemy of: Mrs. ELton

Married to: Will Buxton ((FUCK ME HERE… <3))

Living in: Helstone

I am Lizzy Benett

My bffl is the Molly

Courted by Sherlock

Enemy of Moriarty (OMG REALLY?)

Married to Will Buxton 

Live at Wuthering Heights

whereismylumberjacklover:

This has been a sexy life ruiner appreciation post…

2500 followers thank you post

Hiddlesworth series pt.1 → college life

faketalesofpregnantlokis:

erikfuckinglensherr:





#this makes me think of like #The Hangover or some shit #like they just wake up in a forest #We fucked up.

  #they lost clint #he’s supposed to be marrying natasha in the morning #but they fucking lost him  

#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY

#spoilers: the stripper is loki



thaT GIF

bartonss:

Clint/Natasha Domestic-ish AU - they’re basically the same but they have a five-year-old kid and Clint owns a diner.

Clint: (on the phone) I love you too, Iron Ass.
Natasha: What does that son of a bitch want this time?
Phillip: Mommy, what’s a bitch?
Natasha: It’s a girl dog, honey.
Phillip: How can Uncle Tony’s mom be a dog?
Natasha: Just finish the cereal Daddy made. 

look-alivesunshinee:

oMG WAT

 YOU PERFECT HUMAN BEING YOU DO NOT IN ANY WAY FALL SHORT!


There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of merit or sense.

There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of merit or sense.