Guys…I want a Tangled theme birthday party….
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.holy shit
THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMP OVER THE LAZY DOG
eh?THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPOVERTHELZYDOG
Well that’s weird
THE QUICK BROQN FOC JUPD OVR THE KAZ DOG
…okay then.
HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS PER HE LA DOG
TE QUICK BROWN FOX JUPE OVER TE LAZY O
THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THER LAXZY DOG
THEQUICKROWFOJUMPSOVERTHELOG
I am Lady Mary
My bffl is the Dowager Countess
Courted by Sherlock
Enemy of Moriarty (LOL!)
Married to Will Buxton (WOOOOO YEEEAAAAAAH~)
Live at Wuthering Heights
I am Jane Eyre
My BFFL is Watson
Courted by Casanova
Enemy of Moriarty (HAH)
Married to Will Buxton (AW YEAH)
Live at: The Marshalsea
I am: Jane Eyre
My BFFL: Molly Gibson
Courted by: Sherlock ((oh ya…))
Enemy of: Mrs. ELton
Married to: Will Buxton ((FUCK ME HERE… <3))
Living in: Helstone
I am Lizzy Benett
My bffl is the Molly
Courted by Sherlock
Enemy of Moriarty (OMG REALLY?)
Married to Will Buxton
Live at Wuthering Heights
#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY
#spoilers: the stripper is loki
thaT GIF
Clint/Natasha Domestic-ish AU - they’re basically the same but they have a five-year-old kid and Clint owns a diner.
Clint: (on the phone) I love you too, Iron Ass.
Natasha: What does that son of a bitch want this time?
Phillip: Mommy, what’s a bitch?
Natasha: It’s a girl dog, honey.
Phillip: How can Uncle Tony’s mom be a dog?
Natasha: Just finish the cereal Daddy made.
There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of merit or sense.





YOU PERFECT HUMAN BEING YOU DO NOT IN ANY WAY FALL SHORT!